Father s Day Messages And Funny Quotes

father-s-day-messages-and-funny-quotesFather’s Day is a day honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. It is celebrated on the third Sunday of June in 52 of the world’s countries and on other days elsewhere. It complements Mother’s Day, the celebration honoring mothers.

Father’s Day Messages:

Its Fathers Day folks! Here is a platform to express your innermost feelings for your Papa. Send your Fathers Day Message to us and let the world know how much you love and care for your dad. Share old memories and dreams about future. Says sorry for all the troubles you gave him as a kid or just go ahead and say I Love You Dad. The space is all yours!!

I love you Papa. I know I am very rude at times but my love for you is endless. I cannot survive in this world if I don’t have your support and love. Please forgive me for my wrong deeds.

Dad, wishing you a box of happiness
For today, tomorrow and always
With all my love!

Dear beloved father,
This Year will be the fifth year without you.When ever I see my friends with their father I am little bit jealous because all friends enjoy with their father and I don’t have you with me.I ask God why did you take my father away. When I lost my father I was hardly 10 yrs. Baba I miss you very much.

Today, like many other days, brings warmest thoughts of you, and all the ways you brighten life for others all year through. That’s why this greeting comes to bring a special wish your way, to hope that happiness and love will fill your Fathers Day. Warmest Wishes for my Dad!

“Happy, Happy Happy Father’s Day!”
No one has a father so sweet.
Your kind ways just can’t be beat.
Happy Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I love you in a big big way!

Happy Fathers Day to you
Day to you, Day to you
Happy Fathers Day to you
I Love You!!

Hugs and Kisses just for you
Just for you,
Just for you
Hugs and Kisses just for you.
Daddy I Love You!

Father’s Day is a very special day.
Here’s a great hug
and lots of kisses too.
Each one says -
I love you!

Daddy,
We wish we could tell you Daddy,
that how much you mean to us….
We have no words to say about
how much we appreciate you…
how much we admire you…
how much we thank you
for everything you’ve done.
We love you so much Daddy…
Happy Father’s Day

My dad and I-we think alike,
He knows just what I mean
Before I even say a word
He reads well in between.

My dad and I-we like to fish
Or build a model plane,

Or fix a broken chair or two
Or just a windowpane.

My dad and I-we know the score
Of every single game;
Sometimes he’s really busy, too
But he takes me just the same.

My dad and I-we go swimming too,
Each year and sometimes twice.
My dad and I-we do everything,
My dad-he’s really nice.

I want to tell you
How much you mean to me
Bcoz you are always
Thought about in such a special way,
And do so much to brighten any day.
Wish you a Happy Fathers Day.

Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!

Dearest And World’s Best Papa,
Thank you for everything. We may not have said it often, but how could we let this day go by without saying how much you mean to us. We love our dad with all our heart. You are the greatest dad in the whole world. We always see a friend in you and consider ourself to be the luckiest daughters. Be like this forever. We love you a lot. You are the only inspiration in our life. Thank you daddy for being there always. It’s so hard to find a man that can love me like only you can! We appreciate everything you did for us. You are the greatest dad in the whole world. Sorry to the things,words or actions that we made by mistake to you.
At last we are giving love from our heart to our loving father. We feel we are the luckiest person in the world because we have got such a great and loving father.
Wishing you a very great Father’s Day with lots of love.

Dad, where do I begin to even scratch the surface of the impact you’ve had on my life. Dad, even in the midst of my successes, my problems (and there have been many) and my shortcomings, you have always accepted me as I am. I am in awe of your strength, your integrity, and your painful endurance you deal with daily, and mostly your faith in our Lord. I only ask God to keep you safe and pain-free for many, many years. You and my Lord and Savior are the biggest source of my strength, especially during the many conversations you and I have had during pivotal points in my life. And I pray too that with all I’m going through at this point in my life, I hope that I can somehow, someway come close to having your strength, your faith, your boldness and your wisdom to endure all! I am extremely blessed to have the presence of a beautiful, wonderful, loving father!!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!
I Love You

Father s Day Funny Quotes:

Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

William Shakespeare

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

Mark Twain

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Anonymous

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.

Ernest Hemingway

To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

Bill Cosby

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Mark Twain

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Josefowitz

My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it.

Enid Bagnold

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Ernest Hemingway

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

Bill Cosby

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

John Aubrey

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, “Box about: twill come to my father anon.

Helen Hayes

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.

Bartrand Hubbard

I’ve had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started.

Mario Cuomo

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.

Phyllis McGinley

The thing to remember about fathers is, they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat – like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle I it took such months to get.