New Year Eve Quotes, Funny Sayings, Messages (SMS) and Poems

New Year Eve quotes, funny sayings and messages (sms):

1. “New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.”
- Jay Leno

2. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- Bill Vaughn

3. New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
- Hamilton Wright Mabie

4. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
- P.J. O’Rourke

5. I do think New Year’s resolutions can’t technically be expected to begin on New Year’s Day, don’t you? Since, because it’s an extension of New Year’s Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
- Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

6. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- Author Unknown

7. New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
- Charles Lamb

8. Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.
- John Selden

9. “He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.”
- F.M. Knowles

10. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. ”
- Joey Adams

11. “From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.”
- Leonard Bernstein

12. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ”
- Oprah Winfrey

New Year Eve Poems:

1. New Year’s Poems
Let us all gather round and cheer,
With a drink of wine or an ice cold beer

Perhaps you’re like me and don’t drink the swill,
Or your like my grandparents who live on pills.
Maybe this world seems harsh at times,
Or its just that most of us just like to whine.

I’d say that this is a great place to be,
It all depends on how we can see.

True we’ve had bad things in the past,
But we know in our hearts that these will not last.

If we try our best to be simple and pure,
There’s nothing our hopes and dreams cannot cure.

So, I don’t know the value this is worth,
But lets all try to be happy and heal Mother Earth!

Happy New Year!

2. Let us all gather round and cheer,
With a drink of wine or an ice cold beer
Perhaps you’re like me and don’t drink the swill,
Or your like my grandparents who live on pills.
Maybe this world seems harsh at times,
Or its just that most of us just like to whine.
I’d say that this is a great place to be,
It all depends on how we can see.
True we’ve had bad things in the past,
But we know in our hearts that these will not last.
If we try our best to be simple and pure,
There’s nothing our hopes and dreams cannot cure.
So, I don’t know the value this is worth,
But lets all try to be happy and heal Mother Earth!
Happy New Year!
By Author Unknown

3. it is, then it’s gone -
present, turns to memories
- a future begins…
today, tomorrow,
all the same again this year,
- beginning then ending
By Peter S. Quinn

4. Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
By Lord Tennyson

5. Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pou’d the gowans fine;
we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot
Sin’ auld lang syne

We two hae paidled i’ the burn,
Frae mornin’ sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
Sin’ auld lang syne

And here’s a hand, my trusty friend,
And gie’s a hand o’ thine;
We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

By Robert Burns

6. There are only two things now,
The great black night scooped out
And this fire-glow.
This fire-glow, the core,
And we the two ripe pips
That are held in store.
Listen, the darkness rings
As it circulates round our fire.
Take off your things.
Your shoulders, your bruised throat!
Your breasts, your nakedness!
This fiery coat!
As the darkness flickers and dips,
As the firelight falls and leaps
From your feet to your lips!
By D. H. Lawrence

7. Another full-orbed year hath waned to-day,
And set in the irrevocable past,
And headlong whirled long Time’s winged blast
My fluttering rose of youth is borne away:
Ah rose once crimson with the blood of May,
A honeyed haunt where bees would break their fast,
I watch thy scattering petals flee aghast,
And all the flickering rose-lights turning grey.

Poor fool of life! plagued ever with thy vain
Regrets and futile longings! were the years
Not cups o’erbrimming still with gall and tears?
Let go thy puny personal joy and pain!
If youth with all its brief hope disappears,
To deathless hope we must be born again.
By Mathilde Blind

Have a safe and Happy New Year!